In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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