So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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