No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
