Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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