That's intense
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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