Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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