how can u be prego again
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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