i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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