is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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