Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
