I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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