so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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