There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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