I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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