Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
third nipple confirmed
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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