Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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