I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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