I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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So squirting runs in the family.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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