therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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