Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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