god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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