ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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