Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up