Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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