Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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