i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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