I hate your face
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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