i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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