everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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