Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your tits are I can't wait for
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Randomize
