at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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