I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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