He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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