We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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