doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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