maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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