Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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