Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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