Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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