it wasn't lemon gatorade
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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