it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Randomize
