Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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