He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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