Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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