3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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