I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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