I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Randomize
