just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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