At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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