You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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