We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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