Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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